Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Randomize
