There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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