Christians are straight up FREAKS
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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