Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
im drinking this country out of the recession.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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