Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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