what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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