Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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