ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Rock
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Fuck
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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