If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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