17 year olds will be the death of me.
we're making bets on your personal life
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I deserve this hangover.
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