and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
whose ass print is on the piano?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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