I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
