Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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