There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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