Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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