That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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