He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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