all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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