I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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