Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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