the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I need moral support for this bender
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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