i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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