grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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