He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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