dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
