oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
vagina is talking i cant
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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