When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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