I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Watching her eat just hurts me
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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