Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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