im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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