So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
this will be a night to untag.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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