their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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