Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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