My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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