I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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