did you get engaged???
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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