So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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