You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just googled if crying burns calories
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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