What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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