its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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