i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
