My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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