i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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