Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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