i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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