So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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