There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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