And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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