I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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