o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So squirting runs in the family.
What a dumb baby whore.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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