you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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