On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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