I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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