Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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