It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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