Buhtt sex?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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