And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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