he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I have already put on my inside pants.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I love you.
Bad choice
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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