Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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