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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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